Send a message down the tube
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Tell us whatever you came to tell us. Both the name and email fields are optional — an email address only means we are able to write back to you personally.
Other ways to reach the room
Posted by the handset
Direct mail
quackattakbrand@gmail.comSocial channels
Every social account we keep is linked in the footer on every page of the compound.
During a broadcast
If the red lamp is on, the broadcast room is the faster door — chat reaches us live.
What happens to your message
Handling notice
- 1) We get the e-mail and read each and everyone of them
- 2) An email address is used only to reply, say thanks or ask a follow-up question. It is never sold, traded or added to a marketing list.
- 3) Most importantly, name and e-mail are optional but know we do care about what you have to think
Facility map
Corridor directory
Every room in Under the Waters, plus the ladder back up to the pond. Tap any pin to walk straight there.
